hunkules:

hunkules:

I wish you could find someone you like on the inside and then put them in a machine so they come out hot

wait

(via a-single-truant-muse)

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scifigrl47:

So I went to get Chinese today.  And the little, middle aged Chinese lady at the register was wearing a Captain America apron.  Like, YEP, Cap face and logo across her chest.

And I say, “I like your apron.”

She grins at me and goes, “Steve Rogers, very good guy.”

And I’m laughing, because, yes, that is completely true.  So I say, “I like Tony Stark,”  and she gives me this disapproving look.

“No good.  Big showoff.”  She gives me my food and adds.  “Don’t date Tony Stark.”

Which may well be the best advice I’ve gotten from a complete stranger in my whole life.

(via bootybasket)

slashfairy:

chocolate-berries:

wholmesincamelot:

#I’m just sort of convinced that RDJ falls in love with every attractive British male he works with #Jude Law is probably sending him angry texts every night #’Robert honey where are you?’ #’You’re with Tom aren’t you?’ #’I knew it!’ #’You cheating slut!’ #’Am I not good enough for you anymore?’ #’HUH?’

I think it’s the other way around. And not just his British costars, but everyone.

‘Cause RDJ’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Oh God it’s like Barrowman died and came back as RDJ

(via thebrutalityofreality)

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hawkeyesquiver:

“If I am a legend, then why am I so lonely?”

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trollingchannel:

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expressionsofmine:

mirasaurus:

superhusbandsaddict:

t0nystarkhasaheart:

Robert, you’re flirting again

Robert, for the last time you’re married. 

There is no Robert anymore, there is only Tony Stark.

There is no Robert anymore.

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tardiscrash:

serendipism:

#i love how you can actually pinpoint the moment they become a team #and Cap just orders them around and they’re completely fine with it #I FOUGHT THE FUCKING NAZIS THESE ALIENS CAN GTFO

I love how this one scene blows apart so much baseless fanon there is about MCU!Cap. He is smart. He is swearing. He is respecting Natasha’s fighting ability and putting her on the front lines.

This is why I love Cap, this right here, he fucking gets shit done.

(via elasticitymudflap)

colormepotterer:

#THE WAY HE GETS UP AND LOOKS AROUND LIKE HE MISSED ANOTHER 70 YEARS OF HIS LIFE

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